![]() I’m off to beat the shit out of Lara Croft.’ This must be what a stroke feels like.’Ħ.45 pm – ‘Done. For totally different purposes.’Ħ.41 pm – ‘What are baby sea horses called?’Ħ.41 pm – ‘Flipping sweet! Only 4 minutes to go!’Ħ.41 pm – ‘Only 4 minu… DAMN YOU EVIL TIME LORD GYM!’Ħ.43 pm – ‘I’m legitimately going to die. ![]() James Franco is sexy.’Ħ.40 pm – ‘I need to buy tampons and bread. Here’s a basic run down on what women think about while at the gym… based entirely on what I think about when I’m at the gym.ģ1 Thoughts That Women Have When They’re At The GymĦ.00 pm – ‘Running on the treadmill, running on the treadmill…’Ħ.02 pm – ‘My mouth totally tastes like sock.’Ħ.05 pm – ‘How much food would I have to stop eating to look like her?’Ħ.10 pm – ‘I can’t remember the last time I washed this t-shirt.’Ħ.13 pm – ‘Hola! Mi nombre es Carly! Me gusta el queso!’Ħ.15 pm – ‘I’ve burnt 131 calories… how many calories is chocolate?’Ħ.20 pm – ‘That guy was a real dick at work today… he must be MAN-struating.’ *snort*Ħ.22 pm – ‘If I was famous, I’d totes be besties with Oprah.’Ħ.24 pm – ‘I wonder if anyone is in love with me right now?’Ħ.27 pm – ‘I do dynamic tantric workouts 7 days a week and I only eat food consciously …’ (fake interview with Vogue)Ħ.30 pm – ‘ All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies…’Ħ.33 pm – ‘What if someone I love suddenly dies?’Ħ.35 pm – ‘I can totally run that fast…’ * turns treadmill up to 14kms per hour*Ħ.36 pm – ‘It was so freaking sad when Ross and Rachel broke up on Friends.’Ħ.37 pm – ‘Nope.’ * turns treadmill back down to 7kms per hour*Ħ.38 pm – ‘Does going to the gym make you better at sex?’Ħ.38 pm – ‘Oh christ did anyone hear me think that……?’Ħ.39 pm – ‘Erm… I meant James Franco. This week I’m teaming up with the gorgeous folks from Female for Life to bring you 31 Thoughts That Women Have When They’re At The Gym… make sure you keep reading for your chance to win some sweet work out threads. This post is sponsored by Female for Life ![]()
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